Because Asking Directly is Boring

Subject: From Your Sad iPhone

Dear Pete,

This is your iPhone. You left me on the counter. Your wife said she will give me a ride to work so we can be together again.

Love,

Pete

I mean

your phone

Too much Eureka!

Pete: This is not Pete. This is your iPhone. I hate this show. I would rather stab myself than play another episode. Can we please watch Mater Chef instead, with Pete? Love, your phone.

Reply: You will learn to love it! Wil Wheaton should be showing up any episode now!