Someone Call the Patent Office

"I love having two dogs when I am eating wings, because they are like automatic finger cleaners!"

Wonderful Really Pretty

"We have lived at Grand Canyon, and Great Smoky Mountains.  Everywhere we have lived has been great or grand.  If we ever move, we need to live somewhere like Wonderful Lakeshore or Really Pretty Tree Forest."

Is That So?

"We say jerk in my family.  My dad taught me to say jerk and idiot on the road.  He taught me everything I know."

I am calling him right now and telling him what you just said.

"Noooooo!"

Really... a Cop?

"I don't want to be social in this park.  I just want to stay away from the crack heads and focus on being a cop."

Because crack heads are all about communing with nature while hitting the pipe?