Someone Call the Patent Office

"I love having two dogs when I am eating wings, because they are like automatic finger cleaners!"

Wonderful Really Pretty

"We have lived at Grand Canyon, and Great Smoky Mountains.  Everywhere we have lived has been great or grand.  If we ever move, we need to live somewhere like Wonderful Lakeshore or Really Pretty Tree Forest."

Reasons

"Why do you think you will marry me?"

1) In order to establish a MOU* for your Keurig coffee brewer.
2) We both use the parking brake.
3) Ginger babies.

*Memorandum of Understanding